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Let’s Celebrate a Fast Track Defeat National Day of Gloating

June 16, 2015Commentaryaipac, Andy Borowitz, Bernie Sanders, fast track, National Day of Gloating

Let me be perfectly clear, as President Obama might say. I’m not claiming that fast track trade negotiating authority is defeated for now. Unlike some people, I do care what Mama Don’t Allow. But suppose it were true that fast track is defeated for now. Then I would propose that we celebrate a "National Day of Gloating" for the defeat of fast…

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